A Heartwarming Bowl of Smol Kitten Soup to Feed the Cat Lover's Soul (March 7, 2024)

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Mar 7, 2024 9:00 PM EST

Hey all you kitten-loving cat people! Who doesn't love a tiny bite from a pocket-sized kitty? While they don't mean to hurt anybody, kittens are simply undeveloped, adorable puffballs with a hidden Swiss army knife in their toe beans and razor-sharp teefs to scorf down their smooshy kibbles. With their unthreatening (and quite frankly INTOXICATINGLY CUTE) appearance, kittens lull the hoomans into a feeling of safety, getting milk-drunk and wobbling around the cardboard box they were born in only seconds before lunging at their foster's exposed wrists.

Love bites turn to love scratches and kittens learn quickly how much fortitude and might they have under their fuzzy belts. But even with the knowledge of their one true power, kittens only use their teefs and beans for good ol' fashioned playtime. While they have fresh bottles warming up in the microwave and their littermates at their side, kittens are virtually invincible. They rule this world with a furry fist and as a cat lover myself, I'm here for it.

So scroll onward if you need your heart warmed to the tune of a few dozen kitten pictures, because nothing makes your stomach seize with joy quite like the wide-eyed, mischievous grin of a goofy baby cat.

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